Book Clubs are Cozy: Lying: A Metaphorical Memoir

Well, the bad boys and girls book club was true to form the other night when although most people did show up, only half had read the book! What the what????

We convened at Miriam’s beautiful new house on Laurel Canyon to discuss the novel Lying: A Metaphorical Memoir by Lauren Slater. This was Brandy’s choice and since Brandy is now a reality TV star (The Amazing Race) she was unable to attend but everyone else was there: Elizabeth, Craig, Meredith, Sara, myself and of course, hostess Miriam.

And kudos to the group for actually having an interesting discussion on a book most had not read! The topic was the disease Epilepsy and the biographical story or a woman growing up with this disease. The novel is complex, dark, disturbing and bitter sweet. Also interesting and educational. Brandy if you are reading, please comment below as to what made you choose this particular book?

Comforting certainly does not describe the book but did describe the delicious short ribs and mashed potatoes with celery root that Miriam served. The food was perfect and everyone had seconds but did manage to just save room, as we always seem to do, for the lemon cake!

Of course anyone who follows our book club knows that lots of wine is consumed during these meetings and perhaps that is why our “casting” of the book we have read gets so darned creative.
Here it is, the casting of Lying: A Metaphorical Memoir
Lauren: Winona Ryder/stand-in Ally Sheedy
Mother: Anne Heche
Dad: Michael Stuhlbarg (from A Serious Man)
Piano Player: Michael Cera (our mascot)
Dr. Neu – Ho Chi Ming Ling Cohen
Her lover: Jeff Bridges
The Alcoholics:
Courtney Love
Brittney Spears
Lindsay Lohen
Brittney Murphy
Cory Haims
Both Belushi Brothers
Ben Affleck
Michael Vartan (we just want him in our movie)
Jeff Conoway
Matthew Perry
Steve Jones (from the Sex Pistols)
Keith Richards
Tommy Lee
Danny Bonoducci
The Racoon that ate Sara’s seafood delivery (not sure why, but who cares????)
The Writers Clinic:
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Keanu Reeves
Matt Damon
Diablo Cody
Jessica Simpson
Joyce Carol Oates
Jackie Collins
Ethan Hawke
Not sure how we’re going to afford our fabulous cast but that is the producer’s problem! And we never worry about that part anyhow, we have already moved to thinking and hopefully READING our next novel which is:
Mr. Pip by Lloyd Jones. Hopefully, Leslie might have to wrestle Craig to host this one as she is long overdue. The date is May 13th (uh-oh, Marc’s birthday) so we’ll see you around then!





