Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry…

Ok, I admit I know the words to a song from the Shirley Jones musical Oklahoma, how weird is that???
Former roomate Shelly is now living and going to school in upstate New York and the other morning while out to catch her bus she had to play a bit of Crossing Gaurd to prevent what she called a Duck Massacre!
So out in the middle of the intersection she wen (as any of us would do!) and stopped traffic until Momma duck and her long string of cohorts safely crossed the road.
I’m sure there is a joke in there somewhere, just have to figure out what rhymes with duck. Oh, nevermind……..




